smoohiminanaturalandreasonableway.”

张仲文把手中的苹果马提尼一饮而尽，眼神很凄惨。他根本不喜欢喝这种酒，但是这个东西拿在手里显得很闷骚很男人。

“Honey,legallyyouarehispetnow.Ahuntingdoggivehismasteranyquarryismeanttobenaturalandreasonable.Doyouknow,intheoldtime,thosegeneralsorwarlordswhosvedragonsstantlyshedyoukindtocryoutjustforpearls?”

白二拍着他的肩膀，试图安慰他。

“Idon’tthinkthisisamohing.Kyle,tellmethetruth.What’syourpnaboutthisretionship.Doyoulikehim?Atleasttryalittle.”余怀忠很三八地建议道。

张仲文恶心地歪着嘴大喊：“Hell,no,heisstraight.”

“Oh,That’sasurprise.Sincewhenstraightmeanssomethingtoyou?”白二邪恶地瞪起了眼睛。

“Heiscolleagueofourpany!AndthisdamnedpanykeepsnosecretandIneeddignity.”张仲文摊开手无奈地说。

“Yousleptwithyourcousinandrapedyourfather’sdriver.Nowyouneeddignity?”余怀忠不屑地敲打他。

“Fine,Iamadevilishslut.Judgeme!Butthatthingisuglyandpoor.IworeoutmyasstoevolvemyselftobeaprettyandrichdragonisNOTtosuckupsomestinkyfatslumdog.Andyoujerksareneverallowedtoparehimtomyfuturederwear-model-lookandItalianpianiststyleboyfriend!Iwarnyou,Iamthetop14thpowerfuldragoninthisworldandyoudon’twantmesswithme!”

张仲文似乎觉得一开始找这俩人商量这个事情就是错误的，他火气上涌，大喊大叫起来。

“Whatever,我们就知道你是耿鸣的坐骑。虽然这是什么龙